What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
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We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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