Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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