shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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