I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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