he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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