I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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