YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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