in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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