So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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