My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs