Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)