Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni