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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I am sorry. I am also on acid.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single

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