So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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