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(651): View more from Minnesota

Why are handjobs necessary in class?

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(914): View more from New York

just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix

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(831): View more from California

I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.

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(619): View more from California

i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already

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(970): View more from Colorado

in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.

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(434): View more from Virginia

i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My vibrator challenges you to a duel.

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(801): View more from Utah

I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...

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