When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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