Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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