just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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