I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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