we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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