I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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