so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
should my penis look like a turkey
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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