he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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