do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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