Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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