That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country