I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.