is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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