I think my vagina is haunted
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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