I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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