when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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