just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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