Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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