Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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