if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
my poor anus
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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