Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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