wake up i wanna do it froggy style
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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