he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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