the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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