Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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