We're like a lot better than the average bears
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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