i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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