it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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