But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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