so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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