IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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