you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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