It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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