Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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