I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wish I only lived at night.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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