Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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