There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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