Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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