So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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