My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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