She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Just pee around me
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
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