I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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