Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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