and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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