Jerry, you need to find god
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I have fence marks all over my body
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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