Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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