lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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