we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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